May 2012
237 posts
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
crystalmath2:
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me...
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teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
bannerisms:
Watch
tom cruise more like tom SNOOZE
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sittingonmorrisseysface:
russia is just SO BIG
Watchredickerless:
dietchola:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES
WHAT THE FUCK
Please Tell Me Someone Else Has Made This Joke...
xcgirl08:
THE ONLY ELEMENT ASAMI SATO BENDS…
…IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.
a real thing that happened one december when i was...
phone rings
mom: hello?
pause
mom: uh i don't know. she's right here if you wanna ask her.
hands me phone
me: uh hello?
grandpa: hELLO?
me: hi grandpa
grandpa: we're at toys r us and we're lookin for that game was on your christmas list
me: uh which one
grandpa: it was the one dogs crossin the road for the box game
me: ... what
grandpa: you know the dogs crossin the road for the box game. we asked the guy here but he doesn't know what it is
me: ... grandpa can i talk to the guy
grandpa: ok
guy at toys r us: hello?
me: the game he's talking about is animal crossing for the gamecube
guy: OH ok wow yeah ok we have that wow
vvithin:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
kawaiipyro:
no school tomorrow more like
jennaye:
colouryouin:
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Anonymous asked: Hello money bags mcgee, it seems you have discovered my secret identity -sandy
dramaddict:
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
smellsliketeenfanfiction:
so earlier today my mom ran over a squirrel bc she wasn’t paying attention and at that exact moment someone called me and i forgot my ringtone was mmm watcha say so i started laughing and choking on my sobs of laughter and my mom had to pull over bc she thought i was having an asthma attack or something
