lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

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eveltal:

im really feeling this

eveltal:

im really feeling this

(via victini)

Tags: me 2

"Some people will never “get you.” Do not spend eternity asking why. People will see you differently, just cherish those who lift your soul."

— Dodinsky (via psych-facts)

(via rainbowramblings)

onedraketion:

Friend: This guy is hot

Me *compares him to zayn* : Nah 

(via failbag)

matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

(via precumming)

”that there are no guarantees. there are no happy endings. but you show up anyway. you don’t give up. you never give up.”

(Source: mightysthor, via wolfbruh)


Jake Gyllenhaal | Esquire UK, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal | Esquire UK, 2010

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Tags: hella oh god

(Source: ianmickys)

Tags: oh my goddd

originalherbal:

“The good way to tell us apart is that I’m the Adam Scott who doesn’t give a shit about golf.”

(via anxietytakesvictims)

gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis

(via anxietytakesvictims)